Ushered in wearing designer polyester by Members Only, Hieronymus displays his VIP badge to gain access to the Very Incontinent Persons section.
Rosaria prepares to take another swig of her clandestine vodka lemonade as she loosens up and gets ready to reveal her saggy pom poms so she can add to her bead selection.
Feeling a little low about not having a high chair, Clementine squeezes her glutes so she can reach the biscuit before it gets dry and cracks her dentures.
SWM seeks SWF. Enjoys sponge baths, short walks to the bathroom, and applesauce. Those with natural teeth need not apply.